why is sex also referred to as “the birds and the bees” birds can’t fuck bees that’s fucked up thinking about it fucks me up
"Are you serious."
"No, I’m Erwin."
oh no you fucking didn’t
I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies
That explains a lot
I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.
Try is keyword.
WHY CAN’T YOU JUST GET THE FUCKING MAIL?!